Write the book that will rocket you to 7 figures.

Many 6-figure coaches want to claim authority in their niche but freak out when they think about writing a book.

Is this you?

“It’s going to take too long.”
“It’s too hard.”
“I don’t have time.”
“I’m not a writer.”
“What would I even write about?”
“I don’t know the first thing about publishing or book marketing.”
“I might start, but I’ll never finish.”

Ready for…

A simple, step-by-step writing process?
A concierge publishing experience?
All the support you need to crush any obstacle that comes your way?

You deserve a guide who makes the process easy and fun.

I get it. Publishing a book can feel daunting. But it doesn’t have to.

You have lots going on. You’re kicking butt in your business, running a family, trying to keep yourself healthy. Occasionally you squeeze in some free time. The last thing you want is another big project that seems more scary than fun.

But what if you knew you could get your book done in just one hour a day, five days a week? And what if you had a partner, keeping you pumped and on track from zero to launch?

It’s my job—and my joy—to take the grind out of the book-production process, so you can relax and let your genius flow.

Plenty of 6-figure coaches dream about writing a book. Most of them never get started. Many more start but don’t finish. Why?

Because they lack accountability and support. It’s lonely, writing a book on your own!
Because they tell themselves that other tasks are more urgent, and therefore more important.
Because they lose track of the vision they have of their authoritative, 7-figure self.

This simple, done-with-you publishing program

Works for Type A perfectionists who labor for hours over a single Facebook post—we’ll get you knocking out that shitty first draft in no time!
Works for non-writers. If you can talk (and clearly you can, if you’re a coach), you can produce the raw material you need to get started.
Works for super busy go-getters. The first thing we’ll do is tackle your calendar—and find you a few hours a week for your book.

Go from blank page to published book, in no more than an hour a day.

1: Nail Your Business-Building Book Idea (one week)

You already know what you want to write about. Uncover your subject—and commit to it—in 3 simple steps.

2: Craft Your First Draft in an Hour a Day (90 days)

Why face the blank page when you don’t have to? Armed with your custom 90-day writing plan, all you’ll have to do, each writing session, is answer a question. Plus, we’ll check in weekly to keep you on pace and roll those writing blocks right out of the way.

3: Get from Rough to Riveting—with Ease (60 days)

Relax. Take a break. Forget what you’ve written—while I do a big-picture edit and craft your revision program. You’ll get clear instructions on what to fix and how to fix it. We’ll keep checking in regularly, as you revise.

4: Market like a Pro, Let the Pros Do the Rest (6 months)

I’ll guide you through publication and launch, step by step. My stable of stellar professionals will refine your manuscript and design your book—while you provide key feedback and execute the two best marketing strategies currently available to authorpreneurs.

Here’s what you get:

One-on-one 90-minute kick-off call
Private 30-minute coaching calls—every week while you’re completing your first draft; every other week thereafter.
Email support, Monday through Friday—I’ll reply within 24 hours.
A premium publishing package, including developmental editing, copy editing, proofreading, cover design, interior design, e-book creation and distribution, metadata and keyword management, print-on-demand setup, ISBN procurement, etc.
A custom project plan that accounts for your other commitments, your strengths and weaknesses, what motivates you to get shit done.
A partner who will help you hold your vision and overcome obstacles throughout the process.

Yes, you could do it yourself.

But why waste your time vetting copy editors and learning about page layout when you could be doubling down on your business, and communicating from your zone of genius?

Or risk dropping the project entirely, so you can focus on stuff that seems more urgent?

Yes, you could seek an agent and a book deal.

But why waste years chasing a business arrangement with a big corporation whose goals and vision for your book don’t necessarily align with yours?

Yes, you could wait till you have more time.

But when will that be?

Your 7-figure business is calling. What’s it costing you to ignore the call?

Let’s break down the value here:

Developmental editing ($3,000)
Copy editing ($2,000)
Proofreading ($1,000)
Cover design ($500)
Interior design ($500)
E-book creation and distribution ($500)
Metadata and keyword management ($500)
Print-on-demand setup ($400)
ISBN procurement ($100)
Project management ($2,000)
Coaching from zero to launch ($10,000)
No bullshit marketing plan ($1,000)

Total? $21,500

And we haven’t even gotten to the bonuses yet!

Super juicy bonuses!

Masterclass: How to Speak in Public without Losing Your Shit ($300 value)
Annotated list of my top 10 business books and how you can use them to improve your book ($200 value)
Facebook Ads for Book Funnels: Five-Star Masterclass ($500 value)
How to Supercharge Your Marketing with “Do” Goals and Constraint ($500 value)
How to Pitch Yourself to Podcasters ($500 value)

Total? $3,000

What’s priceless?

Having the best business card ever: a book.

I want each of my clients to get exactly what they came for.

So I only work with 5 clients at a time.

And I don’t want you to miss out, because you’re waiting for the perfect moment.

So I’m offering some super special additional bonuses, available only to those who sign up by 25 April 2023:

I’ll write your jacket copy ($1,000 value)
I’ll build your first book funnel ($1,000 value)
I’ll get you 5 back-cover blurbs ($1,000 value)

But really?

The value you’re looking for doesn’t have much to do with the services included.

It has to do with the leads you’ll generate, the stages you’ll speak on, the prices you’ll raise.

Say you reach 1,000 people with your book and 100 of them sign up for your $2,000 program. That’s $200,000, right there.

Or you reach 10,000 people with your book and 1,000 of them sign up for your $200 online course. That’s another $200K.

Your investment: $20,000.

The only investment you’ll ever need to make in your dream of publication.

The only decision you’ll ever need to make.

Invest once, and it’s done.

Pay in full, or pay $2K per month for 10 months.

Now it’s time for a little “unselling.”

This program is not for you if:

You’d rather save money than conserve your time or brainpower.
You’re not seeking a comprehensive solution.
You don’t care about quality; you just want your book published last week.

Build Your Business with a Book Guarantees:

You can cancel your registration, within 30 days of payment, for any reason.
If you don’t get your book launched within 12 months of your start date, I’ll work with you for another 3 months at no additional charge.

Hi, I’m Helen.

I graduated from Harvard in 1999, with a degree in visual art.

Then I joined a cult (called Zendik Farm).

In 2004, shortly after leaving Zendik, I came across a book by one of my Harvard classmates. Staring at its spine, on the library shelf, I envied her. And realized that I wanted nothing more than to find my own book, on a library shelf, someday.

But how the hell would I do that? I suffered from severe verbal constipation. I wanted everything I wrote to be perfect the first time. I’d never written anything longer than a dozen pages. And I had no idea what to write about.

In 2018, I published Mating in Captivity, an award-winning memoir of my cult experience.

The process of writing, publishing, and marketing that book transformed me—from a wannabe into an authority. From some girl with a blog to the go-to source for the Zendik-curious.

Along the way, I dissolved my writer’s block. Faced down my fears of revising. Charted my own badass path to publication. Learned how to market the hell out of my story.

In 2022, I got certfied as a life coach, by The Life Coach School.

Now? I want nothing more than to help you realize your dream of claiming your authority. And blowing up your business. By writing a book that makes you the go-to source for your niche.

Ready?

Write the book that will rocket you to 7 figures.

Many 6-figure coaches want to claim authority in their niche but freak out when they think about writing a book.

Is this you?

“It’s going to take too long.”

“It’s too hard.”

“I don’t have time.”

“I’m not a writer.”

“What would I even write about?”

“I don’t know the first thing about publishing or book marketing.”

“I might start, but I’ll never finish.”

Ready for…

A simple, step-by-step writing process?

A concierge publishing experience?

All the support you need to crush any obstacle that comes your way?

You deserve a guide who makes the process easy and fun.

Plenty of 6-figure coaches dream about writing a book. Most of them never get started. Many more start but don’t finish. Why?

Because they lack accountability and support. It’s lonely, writing a book on your own!

Because they tell themselves that other tasks are more urgent, and therefore more important.

Because they lose track of the vision they have of their authoritative, 7-figure self.

This simple, done-with-you publishing program

Works for Type A perfectionists who labor for hours over a single Facebook post—we’ll get you knocking out that shitty first draft in no time!

Works for non-writers. If you can talk (and clearly you can, if you’re a coach), you can produce the raw material you need to get started.

Works for super busy go-getters. The first thing we’ll do is tackle your calendar—and find you a few hours a week for your book.

Here’s what you get:

One-on-one 90-minute kick-off call

Private 30-minute coaching calls—every week while you’re completing your first draft; every other week thereafter.

Email support, Monday through Friday—I’ll reply within 24 hours.

A premium publishing package, including developmental editing, copy editing, proofreading, cover design, interior design, e-book creation and distribution, metadata and keyword management, print-on-demand setup, ISBN procurement, etc.

A custom project plan that accounts for your other commitments, your strengths and weaknesses, what motivates you to get shit done.

A partner who will help you hold your vision and overcome obstacles throughout the process.

Let’s break down the value here:

Developmental editing ($3,000)

Copy editing ($2,000)

Proofreading ($1,000)

Cover design ($500)

Interior design ($500)

E-book creation and distribution ($500)

Metadata and keyword management ($500)

Print-on-demand setup ($400)

ISBN procurement ($100)

Project management ($2,000)

Coaching from zero to launch ($10,000)

No bullshit marketing plan ($1,000)

Total? $21,500

And we haven’t even gotten to the bonuses yet!

Super juicy bonuses!

Masterclass: How to Speak in Public without Losing Your Shit ($300 value)

Annotated list of my top 10 business books and how you can use them to improve your book ($200 value)

Facebook Ads for Book Funnels: Five-Star Masterclass ($500 value)

How to Supercharge Your Marketing with “Do” Goals and Constraint ($500 value)

How to Pitch Yourself to Podcasters ($500 value)

Total? $3,000

What’s priceless?

Having the best business card ever: a book.

I want each of my clients to get exactly what they came for.

So I only work with 5 clients at a time.

And I don’t want you to miss out, because you’re waiting for the perfect moment.

So I’m offering some super special additional bonuses, available only to those who sign up by 25 April 2023:

I’ll write your jacket copy ($1,000 value)

I’ll build your first book funnel ($1,000 value)

I’ll get you 5 back-cover blurbs ($1,000 value)

Your investment: $20,000.

The only investment you’ll ever need to make in your dream of publication.

The only decision you’ll ever need to make.

Invest once, and it’s done.

Pay in full, or pay $2K per month for 10 months.

Now it’s time for a little “unselling.”

This program is not for you if:

You’d rather save money than conserve your time or brainpower.

You’re not seeking a comprehensive solution.

You don’t care about quality; you just want your book published last week.

Build Your Business with a Book Guarantees:

You can cancel your registration, within 30 days of payment, for any reason.

If you don’t get your book launched within 12 months of your start date, I’ll work with you for another 3 months at no additional charge.